Movie News Summary 31-07-07
Must-see trailers:
1-18-08 looks like another “end of the world we’re all gonna die zomgz!!!!!11!!!1!”-type of movie. I generally enjoy these movies and this one appears to be from the writers of Lost. So… Does this mean half of the movie will take place in flashbacks? Lets hope not. The special effects look like crap and I’m not sure how much this movie is gonna suck but I’ll probably end up getting it as soon as it is released on DVD. Here’s the trailer!
10,000 B.C. looks like it could be the most original movie in recent years. I’m really looking forward to it as I am really interested in how they made a movie about a different world that we don’t even know anything more about than the stuff that we dug up and picked out of huge blocks of ice. But then again Steven Spielberg brought dinosaurs to life even though we don’t know anything about dinosaurs except that they were big motherfuckers with sharp teeth. Check the trailer out!
Gone Baby Gone is Ben Affleck’s first shot at directing. The plot seems to be pretty interesting but I’m more interested in what Ben is gonna do with the movie on his part. The movie is based on a book by the same author that wrote Mystic River, which is also a very intriguing movie and a must-see for all movie goers. In the mean while check out the trailer.
Ghosts of Cite Soleil is probably going to be the best documentary ever. Well maybe not the best documentary of all times but definitely the best one on it’s specific subject. In this documentary the film maker follows two brothers who both control a country. One of them is a big time gangster and the other one wants to become president of the country. Both of them want more power but they obviously have different goals. The way this movie is filmed and the color correction used along with a few other post-processing effects make the whole picture looks very damn intense and I will definitely check this out as soon as I can get my hands on a copy of the movie. Can I interest you in a trailer?
Into The Wild looks like an amazing movie with the rising star from The Girl Next Door an Alpha Dog. This movie really speaks to me as I was planning on doing something similar at one point in my life. This story is based on a true story, which makes it all the more immersing. It’s about this guy who gets spoiled like most other western kids but unlike most others he doesn’t want any of it. He just wants to live life in a way that was only possible hundreds of years ago. He journeys across the country to eventually reach Alaska. Of course the trip won’t be easy and he’ll really come to know himself along the way. I’m totally gonna check this out if they release it in Dutch theaters, for now though, a trailer is all we have.
Death Sentence is from the director of Saw. No idea why that would even matter but whatever. This movie looks like it starts off as a sports movie about an upcoming hockey player but then suddenly this kid gets killed by a bunch of lunatics who turn an armed robbery into a homicide case. The kid’s father obviously isn’t thrilled about the fact that his kid was killed for no reason, so he goes after the fuckers who did this and that’s where it turns into a revenge movie. Why is this a must-see? Because this is the movie you’ll want to watch on a Friday night when you’re bored but too tired to keep your attention to a masterminded super plot. Just some good ol’ shooting and fighting and killing and the end. Wanna see?
Indiana Jones being stretched to a seventh sequel?! Not only is everyone still waiting for City of Gods, the third sequel to the once very popular Indiana Jones series, but rumor has it that Harrison Ford and Shia LaBeouf have both signed a contract stating that they are obligated (too some degree I suspect) to play in two more sequels. Now this is just a contract so this doesn’t mean there’s going to be any more Indiana Jones sequels. It’s kinda like the contract the cast from Spider-Man signed back in the day. They signed for three movies, but if Spider-Man had been a box office flop then there would never have been a second movie let alone a third.
28 Months Later or whatever it’s gonna be called is no longer a good idea. It’s a reality. The director of the original movie has stated that he wanted to go back to the horror franchise he created but he’s not gonna make the movie in France like the ending of 28 Weeks Later suggested. Rather, he’s going to do it in Russia. Hmmm. Why Russia? France would’ve been awesome but noooo now we’re going to Russia. Probably because 28 days after the ending of 28 Weeks Later the zombies has invaded France, so just think how long it would take before the virus has spread throughout all of Europe and Asia. I’m placing my bets on 3 days tops. So in about 28 months I’m guessing the virus has spread to Africa as well and perhaps even to America. Hell, for all we know the world is already dead. But anyway, it’s going to be interesting to see what could happen in 28 months when it only took 28 days to exterminate most of Great-Britain.
Ace Venture 3?! God no. Say it ain’t so. Another sequel to a Jim Carrey hit…. Without Jim Carrey! This time we’re going to see Ace Ventura’s son doing all kinds of goofy stuff. Wait, he has a son now?! What the fuck!??!?!
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale trailer leaked. Uwe Boll is making this fucking Dungeon Siege movie, ok no big deal. I was never a fan of Dungeon Siege so I’m cool with it. What I don’t understand is how he got three pretty damn good actors in his crapfest that is bound to suck. Jason Statham is now doing some martial arts shit combined with medieval sword fighting and then there’s this part where they steal several things from other much more successful movies like The Gladiator and Planet of the Apes. Yes. Planet of the Apes…
Clicky for the trailer.
Family Guy the movie has already been made. True. But it was a straight-to-DVD movie and not very exciting at all. Seth McFarlane, the dude behind Family Guy and American Dad and is also the voice of most of the characters on both shows, has dropped a hint about doing a real Family Guy movie, only it won’t be around the Griffins saving the world. An obvious insult to The Simpson Movie. Why? I love Family Guy and American Dad but you can’t fuck with The Simpsons!
The Silver Surfer spin-off gets a director and now we’re all going to get more F4 crap. I mean I “like” the two Fantastic For movie, but only because they’re so cheesy and unfunny that it makes me laugh just thinking about how fucked up the script writer had to be on meth and LSD to even think that that stuff would be funny. I would like to end this bit by pointing out the mediocre box office results from Daredevil and the pathetic P.O.S spin-off they made about it. Elektra is what I’m hinting at. I didn’t see the whole movie. In fact I only saw 15 minutes and already I knew that it could only get worse so I stopped watching.
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Wow, im so gonna see 1-18-08, Ghosts of Cite Soleil (Since im verry intrested in gangsters etc.) and Death sentance!
Damn i hate waiting for new movies
Very nice post you have there Kevin. Would be nice reading such a one every once in a while.
By the way - the new style is not bad but the main logo at top is kinda crab - the old one was much better in my opinion.
The logo will be replaced, but as you all know… I’m a lazy s.o.b.
Yay 28 months sounds awesome!
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