Fucked up.

Today I tried out some magic mushrooms and for the first time I got really fucked up. I don’t drink (or smoke for that matter) so I’ve never been drunk or anything so this was quite an interesting experience. I live in The Netherlands and magic mushrooms can legally be obtained at any smart shop in pretty much any city. In fact, they are 100% legal while marijuana is only allowed to be carried in personal dozes, even though they are officially illegal even here in The Netherlands. The reason why I wanted to try this out was because I feel like everyone needs to do some sort of drugs in order to know what you’re dealing with when your own friends or even your own kids start messing around with it because chances are that your friends and/or kids try it out as well and when you share that experience you know how to deal with it.

My parents never did so that creates sort of a weird gap with me knowing the facts and having the experience while they only know what their parents told them about drugs, which is drugs are bad. And they are! I’m no junkie or anything and I wasn’t planning on becoming one either. That’s why I took a non-addictive drug. Magic mushrooms give you an experience rather than a feeling, of course you’ll laugh your ass off most of the time while on a trip but that’s not because the mushrooms made you feel happy, it’s because the world around you distorts and gets so weird all you can do is laugh. So if you want to try out a drug I suggest you try out something that messes with your senses rather than something that gives you an artificial feeling that then hooks you and makes you an addict if you don’t have enough self control. Of course this has to be legal in your country and right now The Netherlands is the only country in the western world that legalizes magic mushrooms, so don’t blame me if you’re sentenced to death for possession of drugs in Thailand because I did warn you. What are your thoughts on the subject? Keep in mind, I do live in a country known for legalized and allowed drug usage among other things that most countries aren’t even considering right now and that includes gay marriage which we were the first to allow. Yes we are very open minded people indeed. If you are interested in the effects, let’s just say that at one point I started chewing oxygen… That’s how weird it gets.

P.S: Try to avoid eating the mushrooms! If only I knew they’d taste THAT fucking disgusting before I started eating them… Seriously, they taste awful.

15 Responses to “Fucked up.”

  1. Monkey said on September 9th, 2007 at 11:34 am:

    Haha, thats great :-)

  2. the real monkey said on September 9th, 2007 at 12:01 pm:

    So are you going to tell us about your trip or what?

  3. Kevin said on September 9th, 2007 at 4:07 pm:

    Hah, I was more interested in YOUR opinions and/or experiences. My trip was pretty vague and even now I don’t even remember half of it.

  4. Monkey said on September 10th, 2007 at 2:12 am:

    Heh.. ok

    I smoked banana peel once, was fun =)

    Also got pretty darn influenced by alcohol once, went about predtending to be all sorts of different trees, asking everyone if the could see me or which one I was now and stuff, prob lasted for an hour two…

    I’m a minor and not really into acting stupid so not really a party kind of guy, not yet anyways :-)

    My country is also very strict when it comes to drugs and alchol.. or well…atleast makes it damm expensive :-)

  5. Monkey said on September 10th, 2007 at 2:15 am:

    And who are you to call yourself the real monkey? like monkeys aren’t real ya?? :-P

  6. Kevin said on September 10th, 2007 at 6:54 am:

    LOL. That’s pretty damn funny. And the reason why that other guy calls himself the REAL monkey is because he has a blog in which he posts as Monkey or something.

  7. the real monkey said on September 10th, 2007 at 1:50 pm:

    My tag is usually “monkey.”

    Boo! Your drug stories are lame! One day I’ll tell you about the time I cycled home on a bicycle that kept changing shape, then drank a bottle of soap, puked on my shoes, and grew a tree out of my chest.

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